WHAT A MESS
Age 30
VA/Illustrator
East Coast
Joined on 1/9/06
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Send an Armored Truck off the deep end.
Clobber a civilian, and feel good about doing it.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Beat the game.
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Hit your first enemy.